Can I kiss your beard?
I just shaved it off and glued it to my dick.
So yes, yes you may.
This was on my OkCupid activity feed. So, apparently my sister is on OkCupid.
I am done with the internet for the day.
Facebook is just a repository of amateur commentary on sports and pictures of ugly babies.
If every social event that I attend wasn’t organized strictly through Facebook, then I would have deleted it long ago.
I just tried doing push-ups while hungover. We can add that to a list of things that I do not recommend.
At what age did you lose your virginity?
I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle.