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Anonymous:
Can I kiss your beard?
Me:

I just shaved it off and glued it to my dick.

So yes, yes you may.

This was on my OkCupid activity feed. So, apparently my sister is on OkCupid.
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This was on my OkCupid activity feed. So, apparently my sister is on OkCupid.

I am done with the internet for the day.

Facebook is just a repository of amateur commentary on sports and pictures of ugly babies.

If every social event that I attend wasn’t organized strictly through Facebook, then I would have deleted it long ago.

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I just tried doing push-ups while hungover. We can add that to a list of things that I do not recommend.

drakesavedmylife:

This could be us but you playin

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Anonymous:
At what age did you lose your virginity?
Me:

rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

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